1000 ways to die makes death seem so creative when really I’m probably just gonna die from choking on a chicken nugget
You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago
You have to admit that's kind of impressive
i don’t care who you are or what your sexual orientation is, i think we can all agree that we’d all fuck zac efron
shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet
Moment of silence for all the kids who don’t have a dad to celebrate today with and shoutout to the hardworking moms who raised kids alone.
(Source: hitlersasshole, via goodnight-air)
I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry