fourteen:

1000 ways to die makes death seem so creative when really I’m probably just gonna die from choking on a chicken nugget

(via crystallized-teardrops)

My mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago
Me: You have to admit that's kind of impressive

tupacabra:

i don’t care who you are or what your sexual orientation is, i think we can all agree that we’d all fuck zac efron

(via goodnight-air)

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

(via saxxiit-up)

necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

(via deardudd)

Moment of silence for all the kids who don’t have a dad to celebrate today with and shoutout to the hardworking moms who raised kids alone.

(Source: hitlersasshole, via goodnight-air)

neopiacentral:

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

(via crystallized-teardrops)